A lot of guys mess around with married women, but you're the only one I know who robs a joint just to pay back the husband. Crazy. (Drive)

You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? Your friend Nino didn't make it across the river. (Drive)

In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meat or fish. Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system. (Goodfellas)

Michael: You okay?
Linda: Did you ever think life would turn out like this?
Michael: No. (The Deer Hunter)

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. (Goldfinger)

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy. (The Departed)

Lester Siegel: We made history today. "History starts out as farce and ends up as tragedy." John Chambers: Quote's the other way around.
Lester Siegel: Yeah? Who said it?
John Chambers: Marx.
Lester Siegel: Groucho said that? (Argo)

I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows. (48 Hrs.)

And in the next life, father, I'm gonna have the paddle. (The Basketball Diaries)

Clouseau: Tell me do you have a reum?
Hotel Clerk: I do not know what a 'reum' is.
Clouseau: Zimmer.
Hotel Clerk: Ah, a 'room'.
Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer. (The Pink Panther Strikes Again)

Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies. (Goodfellas)

Walt Price: And we're going to sue you for a billion dollars.
Joe White: What cause?
Walt Price: I don't need a cause, I just need a lawyer! (State and Main)

Griffin Mill: It lacked certain elements that we need to market a film successfully.
June: What elements?
Griffin Mill: Suspense, laughter, violence. Hope, heart, nudity, sex. Happy endings. Mainly happy endings.
June: What about reality? (The Player)

Harmonica: [facing three men] And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: [shaking head] You brought two too many. (Once Upon a Time in the West)

Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order." (Blazing Saddles)

You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at. (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)