But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that. (One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)

Most ingenious. The old closet ploy. I really must congratulate you. If there's one thing I do enjoy, it's a good closet ploy. (The Pink Panther Strikes Again)

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly) 

Airline Ticket Clerk: Would that be smoker or non-smoker, sir?
Marvin Dorfler: Take a wild guess. (Midnight Run)

Charlie Wilson: You're no James Bond.
Gust Avrakotos: You're no Thomas Jefferson, either. Let's call it even. (Charlie Wilson’s War)

Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money. (Manhattan)

'Fraid someone's gonna steal your ideas and sell 'em to Hollywood, huh? (Lolita)

Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
Clouseau: Not anymore! (The Pink Panther Strikes Again)

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. (Goodfellas)

Walt Price: What does he like?
Bill Smith: 14-year-old girls
Walt Price: Well, get him something else. We want to get out of this town alive. Get him half a 28-year-old girl. How's my math? (State and Main)

Butch Cassidy: Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before. Sundance Kid: One hell of a time to tell me! (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire." (Schindler’s List)

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)

Det. William Moreland: You seem awfully happy today.
Det. Ray Cole: I got laid last night.
Det. William Moreland: Oh yeah? Your asshole still hurt? (The Wire)

The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab. (Charlie Wilson’s War)

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.
Charlie Simms: Don't you mean Jack Daniels?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke. (Scent of a Woman)

Idea for farce: a poor, eh, a poor loser agrees to do the story of a great man's life and in the process comes to learn deep values. (Crimes and Misdemeanors)